Website updates aren't the most important thing in the world, true. In fact, most people prefer woodchucks at a ratio of about 63 to 1. But, they are kind of cathartic, in a Charles Manson-ish kind of way. Even if it only happens once every 10 years or so, it's fun. Especially if you're a bandicoot.
Lots of new Blurbs are here!
FINALLY, a new updated look. Can you believe it?!?!
There's plenty of new Horrorscopes, too! More things afoot! Like, maybe a hand, or a canteloupe! Maybe!
